''For a quick hit on time call the boss.''

Sylvester J. Williams is an idiot, period. Last Friday in Leavenworth, Kansas, twenty-one year old Williams was arrested for the possession of crack with the intent to sell, but that wasn't his biggest mistake. Williams was caught by police after they obtained one of his business calling cards. Yes, that's right a crack dealing business card. The business card had an image of what appeared to be an alarm clock being hit by a boxing glove and said: ''For a quick hit on time call the boss.'' After getting their hands on the car, police gave Williams a call and agreed to buy crack from him. However, when they met with the man they quickly arrested him. I don't know about you but when I read this I can't help but picture Tyrone Biggums.